January 2012
2 tags
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
most-awkward-moments:
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
I want to meet the person I reblogged this from
Kristen: Can we go now?
Robert: On the road?
Kristen: yes..of course? But hurry up..
Robert: Are you on a runaway?
Robert: To a Adventure land?
Robert: Into the wild?
Kristen: Robbbb..funny
Kristen: I want to be there before it's getting dark..come on..
Robert: you mean before twilight?
Kristen: If you don't come along..then don't forget me...remember me!
Kristen: :D
Kristen: Ok...I go now, bye
Robert: Wait, you forgot your yellow Handkerchief!
REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET.
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - You’re pretty. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr.
The reason why I'm failing school:
WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME. MY BLOG IS FUNNY...
thefunniestpost:
more laughs here! CLICK ME!!
Tell me what your favorite thing is about my blog.
-phone rings-
Me: Hello?
Phone:
Me: Hello? Who's this?
Phone:
Me: ... Stefan? Is that you?
Phone:
Me: Stefan, if this is you... I love you. Hold on to that. Never let that go.
Phone: ........... what
Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...
Add one mark to your state
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Georgia: l
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Ontario: |
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Rhode Island: |
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Utah:
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Washington:
West Virginia:
Wisconsin: I
Wyoming:
Glorious Nippon: I
Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: ||||
Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: |
Bitch I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: ||
Bitch I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: I
Bitch I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: ||
Bitch I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: |
Bitch I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |
Bitch I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||
Bitch I'm from Spain where siesta is from: ||
Bitch I'm from Germany where we have good beer ja: ||
Bitch I'm from Holland we have weed and whores: |
mom: so are you guys gonna meet him
me: i dont know, probably not.
mom: well if you do, you should tell him that you're available.
me:
mom:
me: are you- are you joking
mom: no why
me: mom i don't think the first thing i'm gonna tell my idol is that i'm DTF
mom: why it's what i told david bowie when i met him
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: isn't david bowie gay
mom: well isn't darren